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The penis — ultimate male symbol, provider of pleasure, victim of ridicule, worshipped throughout history, envied and reviled — it’s a lot to take in.
Nicknames
All-beef sausage * bald-headed hermit *Big Ben ^belt-buster * best of three ^blue-veined custard chucker % Captain Hightopthe Love Commander * dangling participle *donniker ^drumstick * eager pleaser ^eleventh finger * finger puppet *girlometer * hairless wonder * lady’s delight * Little Elvis* love dart *lust bone * marriage gear * natural member* nutty buddy* one — eyed trouser snake * peacemaker *peppermint stick* purple lollipop* red lobster *schmeegle*spitting cobra*stemmer*stocking stuffer*tonsil wrench *underpant eel *wazzock*whanger* woofer *virgin’s dream