AVN (Adult Video News) Awards 2007

THE MISCELLANY of Sex

Best New Starlet: Naomi ❖Female Performer of the Year: Hillary Scott ❖ Male Performer of the Year: Tommy Gunn ❖Bestselling Title of the

Подпись: Are we having sex yet? According to the Office of National Statistics, one in eight women between the ages of 16 and 50 didn't have any sex in the space of a year and most only had one partner. One in six men under 70 had no sex and only 12 per cent had more than one partner.

Year: Pirates

HARDCORE OR HARDBOILED

In the Realm Of The Senses (Ai No Corrida, 1976) is a Japanese movie that tells the true story of a couple who get into a bit of bother in 1920s Tokyo, when they lock themselves in a room for a couple of weeks and agree to literally shag themselves to death. One of them anyway, since she is found wandering the streets in a daze, his severed penis in her pocket after a dose of autoerotic asphyxiation. The movie is famous for its real-action sex scenes: the viewer is sitting, watching and thinking, yes, she really does have him in her mouth. For a relatively mainstream film, it remains controversial. But it isn’t a hardcore porn film. There’s a scene with a boiled egg too.

Подпись: International affairs ❖The French called syphilis THE ENGLISH MALADY; the English used to call it THE FRENCH DISEASE ❖ A FRENCH LETTER is a condom in English; AN ENGLISH OVERCOAT is a condom in French, or redingote anglaise ❖ THE ITALIAN HABIT, meaning anal intercourse, may come from Shakespeare ❖ AN IRISH TOOTHPICK is an erect penis ❖ AN AMERICAN SOCK is East African slang for a condom ❖ RUSSIAN is the word on the street for male masturbation between a woman's breasts ❖ A DUTCH WIFE is a sex doll to the Japanese, just as a TURKISH BATH is slang for a brothel ❖ Across Europe THE ENGLISH VICE has come to mean sado-masochistic activity, especially if it involves a cane or riding crop ❖ UGANDAN AFFAIRS is a term for sexual intercourse invented by UK magazine Private Eye after a female journalist explained away a sexual encounter by saying, 'We were upstairs discussing Uganda.'

‘Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love all year round;
that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.’

Beaumarchais, Le Manage de Figaro, 1785
‘If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many
books on how to do it?’ Bette Midler

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AN A-Z OF TERMS

Aphallatosis — mental disorder resulting from sexual frustration ♦ BB —
bareback, sex without a condom ♦ Canadian bacon — uncircumcized penis ♦
Decorators are in, the — having a period ♦ Eddie Grundies — British slang for
underpants ♦ Fox hunter — promiscuous heterosexual man ♦ Gametophobia —
fear of marriage ♦ Hairy saddlebag — the scrotum ♦ Idiogamist — person who
is only sexually responsive to their spouse ♦ Jo-bag — a condom

♦ Kettledrums — breasts ♦ Lagnesis — excessive sexual desire ♦ Mackerel — old-fashioned slang for a pimp ♦ Nameless, the — reference to the vagina in Victorian times ♦ ОАО — one and only (or on-and-off) sweetheart ♦ Passion flaps — the labia ♦ Quack — an ugly girl or boy, as well as a short, sharp fart

♦ RR1 — Rural Route 1, US code for sex with a prostitute ♦ Skeeza — woman who swops sex for cocaine ♦ Take the fatal leap — propose marriage ♦

Uteromania — insatiable female desire ♦ VD — venereal disease ♦ Women in
comfortable shoes — lesbians ♦ Xenophilia — attraction to strangers
♦ Yoni — the vagina or vulva ♦ Zipless fuck — sex without involvement

Updated: 02.11.2015 — 12:46