► The oldest sex manuals date a moral ritual of shared pleasure
from about 2,500bc, thanks to Huang-Ti, the Yellow Emperor, and were way ahead of the West’s efforts.
► The first educational literature on sexual intercourse was written in India. The most ancient texts were the Vedas, in which sex was
between married couples.
► The earliest sex manuscripts, written 2,400 years ago, were found in 1973 in the Chinese tomb of Dai Marquis Licang, the Prime Minister of the King of Changshai from 193bc.
‘Where do babies come from? Don’t bother asking adults.
They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours
of playground consultation have yielded fruitful if tentative, results.
There are several theories. Near as we can figure out,
it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark.
We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each
other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song
lyrics, advertising catchlines, TV sitcoms, movies and T-shirt
inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature.
Apparently, it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti
was once observed that said, "Sex is good". All available evidence,
however, points to the contrary.’ Matt Groening, The Simpsons