Although scientists don’t know about the exact origins of sex or early intimate relationships, they do know humans have been doing it since the beginning of their existence. After all, where on earth would we be without it?
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AND ADAM ‘KNEW’ EVE |
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I^IMany believe that Original Sin is ‘sex’, but in the Bible God created man with the intention of procreation: ‘Be fruitful and increase in number.’ #4# One day The Lord came to Adam, and said, ‘I’ve got some good news and some bad news.’ Adam said, ‘Well, give me the good news first.’ The Lord explained, ‘I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will |
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be very happy that you now have this organ and can give her children.’ Adam, very excited, exclaimed, ‘These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?’ The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, ‘You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time.’ |
‘We have reason to believe that man first walked upright
to free his hands for masturbation.’
Lily Tomlin, actress