. WHAT’S IN A NAME?

lOcc quantity of semen ejaculated by the average male is 9cc ф 24-7 Spyz always looking for sex ф 311 police code for indecent exposure ф Breeders gay slang for heterosexuals ф Buzzcocks vibrators ф Captain Beefheart Don Van Vliet’s uncle exposed himself then squeezed till his penis turned purple ‘like a big ole beefheart’ ф Cinderella named after a porn movie ф Huffamoose Canadian slang for blowjob ф Irving Claw Trio Bettie Page ‘Pin-up King’ photographer ф Jelly Roll Morton ‘Jelly Roll’is slang for penis ф LL Cool J Ladies Love Cool James ф Pearl Jam As kids, the boys gave the name to Eddie’s grandma’s peyote jam. Also slang for sperm ф The Pogues short for original name Pogue Mahone, from Pog MoThoin, the Irish Gaelic for ‘kiss my arse’ ф Professor Longhair whorehouse pianists were called professors ф Skyclad pagan word meaning naked ф Steely Dan literary reference from William Burrough’s Naked Lunch to a metal dildo crushed by an evil prostitute’s genitals ф Throbbing Gristle Yorkshire slang for erection ф To Live and Shave in LA Ron Jeremy porn movie ф Velvet Underground Title of an S&M book found on a New York sidewalk ф WASP We are sex perverts